"Unless there are two planets at different points in time that just so happened to be called Earth, be populated by things called humans, and had Sburb slam down on them on four kids each, one from each planet having the last name of Strider... then yeah, it's not likely." Sollux smiles mirthlessly, mention of the Batterwitch turning on a lot of thought channels that really shouldn't be turned on at the same time. Meanwhile, Gira casually drops the lithp from written conversation because it was getting awkward.
It's these yellowbloods man, they attract tags like fucking magnets.