"Gotcha." It hadn't escaped Dirk's attention that Lalonde didn't exactly sound the best, but he wasn't exactly in a position to run over and check, not unless he wanted to actually broface the giant's brofist. It was dealing with the steaming pile of toxic ejaculation but was still deadly. Even if Dirk had to wonder what the fuck it was aiming at once or twice. Like right then. It appeared to be vacillating between trying to punch him and trying to deal with the toxic splooge.
...and damn that toxic shit was splattering while it flailed like a spazzy douche.
"I can buy us time. Take your time, Lalonde." Which was the closest he'd get to admitting that he'd feel terrible if he killed Roxy's mom shortly after meeting her.
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"Gotcha." It hadn't escaped Dirk's attention that Lalonde didn't exactly sound the best, but he wasn't exactly in a position to run over and check, not unless he wanted to actually broface the giant's brofist. It was dealing with the steaming pile of toxic ejaculation but was still deadly. Even if Dirk had to wonder what the fuck it was aiming at once or twice. Like right then. It appeared to be vacillating between trying to punch him and trying to deal with the toxic splooge.
...and damn that toxic shit was splattering while it flailed like a spazzy douche.
"I can buy us time. Take your time, Lalonde." Which was the closest he'd get to admitting that he'd feel terrible if he killed Roxy's mom shortly after meeting her.