Oh my god. Rose was going to try to try for another installment of manbro bukkake theater, except with him as the lead instead of Jake and what appeared to be poison instead of just paradox slime. Dirk wasn't sure if he should ask what the hell or brofist her later. Maybe both.

Dirk dodged. He fucking dodged! He sure as god damn Christ hope he wouldn't get hit by something like that. God dammit. How would he be able to face anyone if he was able to say, yeah, sure, he got bukkaked by his paradox relative because he was too slow, sup with you? Ain't no big deal.

As the steaming purple goo streamed over the boss' face Dirk took the opportunity to pull out and knock back a healing potion in a motion which was becoming disconcertedly too practiced for his own liking. Bleh. Still tasted like shit.