An eyebrow raised imperceptibly upwards at the space between 'pornographical comic' and 'nothing,' but he let it pass without comment.

"You got me there. I like to think I can take care of myself." He echoed her smirk with one of his own. "As for the field, I'm cognizant of the fact we probably won't get that much experience, but I'd rather not get shanked my second time out."

He used his Relic. The scene changed.

Suddenly, it was sunny, high noon, fucking hot, and an endless field stretched about them. And really fucking hot. That bore repeating.